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Some Things You May Have Not Known About Quinoa

1. It is very high in protein.
2. It comes in red.
3. It is from the Andes.
4. It is, technically, a pseudocereal rather than a true cereal, as it is not a member of the true grass family.
5. It is nevertheless delicious.
6. Do not serve it as a pilaf with celery.
7. It is, naturally, coated with bird repellant.