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Thus were was a great rain as the tears of conservatives fertilized the land. And lo, there were so many of them that they flooded the land of Missouri, and accumulated in the garage, and had to be swept out with a broom.

Date: 2015-06-26 05:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yourdeer
We could ship all the conservative tears to California.
I hear they've been blaming the droughts there on gay marriage.
Then they can blame the re-fertilization of the land on gay marriage, too. :)

Date: 2015-06-27 03:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jewelfox
There's this .gif someone posted on an exmormon forum that was like "What going on the Internet this morning was like for everyone here," and had this dood sit down at the computer and then WHAM RAINBOW BLAST FROM THE MONITOR HOLD ON TO YOUR CHAIR!1!

Replace that with a flood of salt water maybe and that's what pretty much all of their Facebooks were like, judging by the screenshots they posted. >_>;

I'm just hoping I can get through my day here in the South without having to listen to people talking about how they hope God tortures and kills me or something. Or how they think it's totally unreasonable to dislike them and want them to be quiet, when that's the sort of opinion they feel comfortable expressing in public.


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